10. Oh just drive on by, I don't need any fabric.
9. Sure, you can eat buttered popcorn while huddled in my quilt.
8. Those store bought quilts made in China are just as good as mine.
7. Bring your husband along on the shop hop.
6. Fabric for everyone, I'm buying.
5. That's fine dear, use the quilt to catch the oil spill from the car.
4. No problem, I can have it hand quilted in a jiffy.
3. Use my quilting money to buy Nascar tickets, good idea.
2. Turn the light down, I like it better when I can barely see the fabric.
1. Quilting, I can take it or leave it.